Is It Nippy in Here or is it just Me?

Fall is Upon Us
time to bake bread
Oodles of Ideas
Runnin' thru jin's Head

Pumpkin Everywhere
Scones, Cookies, Cake
Am using it Constantly
Whenever I Bake

Chilly Outside
But not in My Kitchen
The Sweets I turn Out
Are Totally Bitchin'

Watch Me Weave Magick
Into Chocolates & Pies
You Really Won't
Believe Your Eyes

So take a walk outside
follow the Peaceful Dove
C'mere for some delicious pastry
and Show this jin some Luv

Pretty Princess Pastry Profound ProcessProceed!!!

Terrific Trendy Tiara
Totally Tasty
Tadaaa!!!

Sweetie

If you'd be so kind
to help a jin out
If you wouldn't mind
then I won't pout.



Only need a bit o your time
to help me eat
Only somethin' really divine
a lovely tiny treat.



Have one or a few more
they're really small
Have another or even four
so I don't have to eat them all!

Blogger Love Volume IVThe Jewellery Goddess

First off,

I had to get into full Gypsy Witch garb
to fathom the
Essence of Julie
(aka Jewels)She creates gorgeous pieces
like this:
Here's my jinterpretation
of Julie:

She is curvy vanilla delicious!

She is covered in Dark Chocolate!
(Kinky! ;-)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
LOOK!
She's sparkly!

OH! OH! OH!
I think...
why...
I really do think...
Julie
is a beaded Necklace!
*GASP!*

You can purchase her Fabulous hand-crafted creations
via the web
at Le Beadoir.
Go. Click. Indulge.
I'll be here when you get back.

Blogger Love Volume IIICoaster Punchman & Poor George

Coaster Punchman's World was the very first blog I ever commented at. That was a huge deal for me! I was new to blogging & not quite sure of the *rules*. His posts were sweet, funny, chock full of sarcastic wit & loaded with foodporn. I just knew we'd get along! Here we are, a year & a half later. CP & PG have both tasted my pastry creations with a couple SWEETBOX shipments & they deserve to be immortalized in cookie dough!

Well, let's get on with it, shall we?
(Do click to enlarge the photos!)

I see the two of you as a

Hmmm...
what in the world is that?!!?
I know it's
an Old-Fashioned
Scratch made
Vanilla Cut-out cookie...

I'll give you another shot.
There.
Now can you tell?

Here's some of the detail.
I think CP & PG are very detailed...
Very Particular
(in a good way ;-)

I see them as being well rounded
(the curly-ques)
And quite precious
(the Gold accents)

I see them being married someday.
Hence the Wedding Cake shape (for luck).
;-)

It's a damn good thing your initials work out this way!

Now I have a dual explanation for the Peace sign accent cookie.
(This is brilliant! Just wait'll you hear it!)

It is a "Baby Peace Sign".
So, hopefully,
it will satisfy
the MG
therefore,
stopping her
from picking on
the CP
& the PG
ASAP.

The *Heart* is for Love...
May the mormon's finally leave you both in *Peace*
to get on with it
because from what I hear,
"Everyone should have a Poor George."
(That's a CP quote!)

Uhhhh...guys?
If I deliver the cookie personally can I move in?

Busier Than A .....

..... Sea Lion Doing A Balancing Act
(Make that 200 Sea Lions)

Imagine 200 jin's!
We'd rule the World!!!
Who wants to clone me?

Blogger Love Volume II

Scott Novota
aka Gnat of Glass
Had this awesome contest a while ago.
Unfortunately,
I did not win said contest.
However,
one winner came from my blog
so I got a referral prize!

It's a super heavy marble!
Look:

OOOOOh

Ahhhhhh

I also saw this picture on his blog:

He made this bowl.
How incredible is that?!!?

I have decided
after much jintrospection
that Scott
(in my delusional jinmind)
can be
none other
than
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.
.
.

a vanilla cookie bowl.

Scott is also very Green
and swirly.

Watch his progress in Florida
as he creates his own
Glassblowing Studio (!)
and all the incredible pieces that come out of it
at:
Gnat of Glass

Madcap Recap

Before I speak of my weekend,
I must get a sweet to eat!
One moment please,
bear with a tired, hungry & thirsty jin.
Talk amongst yourselves
and I'll be back before you know it!
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There.
That's much better!
Yummy frosted cookies for jinny!
Now I can nosh away as I recall my day!


Oh, my!
Where do I start?
How about here:

A white butter cake with white chocolate French buttercream filling. A pretty pink cake for a little girls golden birthday! I also made her Mom's wedding cake yeaaarssss ago.

A lovely golden tiara with rock candy accents and silver dragees. Sparkly!

Wow!
All that descriptive typing
really wore me out.
I need some more cookie power.
Excuse for one moment please?
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MMmmmmmm........
*MUNCH*
*MUNCH*
*MUNCH*
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*jin brushes the cookie crumbs off her funky keyboard*

Ok, I'm ready to keep going now!

Next up:

Another white butter cake , this time with cream cheese filling. This was for a 6 year anniversary. She wanted a mini replica of the wedding cake I made for them. I couldn't get the fresh champagne grapes that adorned the original cake so I improvised. I piped them with tinted buttercream and tucked in a few chocolate stems.

The leaves were jinhand moulded out of fondant, texturized and brushed with a dutch dark cocoa powder. The original cake was dotted with caramel corkscrews as well, which would not have stood up today in the heatwave we were suddenly subjected to.

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MMmmmmmm........
*MUNCH*
*MUNCH*
*MUNCH*
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Oh no.
:-(
My cookies & coffee are almost gone.
How can I continue on with my post
if I've no sweets left to eat?!
Poor poor jin!
I shall stop here for now.
Rest assured that I will have
wedding cakes
&
blogger love
coming this week!

Blogger Love Volume I

Welcome to a new feature here at jintrinsique ladies & gents!

A feature where, YOU, the blogger, are the star.
I will use you like putty in my hands,
er... maybe more like dough.
Cookie dough, that is.
Yes, that's right friends,
mistress jin is going to turn
each and every one of YOU,
my blogstalkers commenters
into a jinoriginal edible delight!
Yay!
Uh, when I have time.
This may take a while before I get to all of you!

For the first post I've started with a few men.
(Because jins like men.)
;-)

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/t.
(Check him out here & here & look what he made for me!)

Step #1
/t. as shortbread (approx. 7" x 4")

Step #2
/t. is a bright eggy yellow

Step #3
/t. made me pipe a LOT of tiny code

Voilà!
Off the page cookie.

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Ruela
(Check him out here & here, he's way cool!)

Etapa #1
Ruela é um bolinho do vanilla.

Etapa #2
Ruela é coberto com o chocolate.

Terminado!
'The Being' as interpreted by the jin.

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Phos
(Everyone's favourite V Agent for Breakfast!)

Step #1
Phos is not a Spice Cake

Step #2
Phos is still not a Spice Cake

Step #3
Always take the chewing tobacco out of your mouth before donning your M-17 gasmask.

Voilà!
Phosgene
ala pastry queen.