It always amazes me when I hear someone disgustedly utter those 4 evil little words.
(No, not those you pervert!)
The woman
(Yes, it's always a woman.)
who wriggles up her nose
stiffens her back
purses her lips in revulsion
and bitterly spits out something not of this earth:
"I don't like chock-coe-let."
(Yes, that's actually how they pronounce it. Slowly. How VILE!)
I have a typical response the first time a lost soul says this to me:
"Then you have never had good chocolate!"
Oops. I spilled Swiss cocoa powder on my jintoes.
You see, around this area, if you are eating chocolate anything from anywhere other than my shoppe you are NOT eating real chocolate! No, and don't tell me your "Hershey's bar is just as good as that stuff from over there in Europe" either because you're WRONG!
Callebaut Belgian White Chocolate Coins
Now, it's a fact that everyone likes chocolate.Some people just don't know it yet.
Some people like White Chocolate.
Some people like Milk Chocolate.
Some people like Dark Chocolate.
Some people like licking chocolate off their partners nude body.
Some people like ALL of the above.
But you cannot tell me you like none of the above.
(Well, you can say it but you'd be lying.)
Look at the beautiful texture!So Smooth!
So Creamy!
So Dark!
So...
so
.
so
.
Delicious!
MMMmmmm.....OMG!
*the world starts to turn upside down*
"I'm in total jinbliss!"*GASP*
"Hey YOU!"
"Yes, you!"
"How long have you been standing there watching me?"
"Hey YOU!"
"Yes, you!"
"How long have you been standing there watching me?"
Ok, ok...so what's wrong with a jin enjoying her chocolate?MMMmmmmm....
Who's brave enough to join me?
