Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Astounding Absurdity

Please enjoy perusing these droolicious photos
before being slammed
with the most asinine inquiry of the Millenium

Lemon Bavarian Cream Charlottes


Triple Chocolate Angelfood Cake


Banana Split Cheesecake


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[Please Note: this is not a joke! The question was genuinely asked with sincerity.]


Upon eying my glorious display of pastries for sale the customer asks:
"Is all this for free?"

22 Responses to “Astounding Absurdity”

jin said...

I overheard my gracious elderly volunteer reply quite calmly:

"No..... you have to pay for it."

Cormac Brown said...

Good gravy, I'm gaining weight just looking at these pictures...no, wait, that's my metabolism.

Ace said...

The cake is free.

The box is $59.95.

The banana split cheesecake looks like it's made for royalty!!!

Jewels said...

Good grief! Some people's kids, eh?

I'll have three of those triple chocolate angelfood cakes please? Yummmy!

G3T Films said...

Did they have prices on them? Because sometimes if things aren't labelled with a price people will jokingly ask 'is this free?'

OR... they're idiots.

Those Lemon Bavarian Cream Charlottes look jindunclously good. Jindunclous: Can someone supply a definition for that?

Hmmm ... a pastry shoppe, with a sign outside and all ... that makes a living by giving everything away. Nice trick that!

David said...

"The ethereal sensory sensations that follow consumption are entirely free of charge...please sit down, put your feet up and close your eyes while enjoying... But such physical and psychic pleasure does come with a modest remuneration."

foam said...

yummy!!!
they are free, right?










free of calories, right?
don't those calories evaporate during the baking process?

G3T Films said...

Errh hermmmm...

jin said...

I know just what you're thinkin' Rich! You're thinkin' I'm too busy screwing to blog. I wish! Actually, jinMom had quite a bit of a setback & I've been chasing to & fro madly.
I sit down at the pc to blog & simply don't have the energy. Plus, I much prefer to be amusing rather than depressing so I figured I'd wait until a good mood strikes.

Damn, I thought it was! Just costs a ticket to Manitowoc!

Free eats? Cool, let me back up the truck!!

Like the cup cakes on your other site better.

G3T Films said...

We miss you, hope the Jinmom is doing OK!

jin said...

Thanks Rich. :-)
I'm trying to get a post up...
she's doing 'ok'... it's slow going... but what can ya do?!

If it makes you feel any better, I'm posting about as often as I have time to shave my legs.
Ewwww...
TMI?

angel said...

Why... in heaven's name... would anyone think it was free!!!?!??!?

Middle Child said...

Nothing ventured nothing gained i think...10 points for trying or maybe just wishful thinking

Middle Child said...

Hey Jin, i just spotted on the left the "places you shop " Burts bees...wow. I get that over here in New South Wales and in a small town too...wonderful stuff. I like the Peppermind foot and leg cream, the hand cream etc etc we have such good taste.

Eebie said...

Your talent abounds!!!

Gyrobo said...

I ask the same question at Ford dealerships. It's worth a shot...

Jimmy said...

What yummy cakes..They look beautiful..do you take orders for making them..?? Plz Plz.. :-)

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