A Jinsensitive Mish-Mash

every once in a while
i spy something with style
that makes me laugh
fodder & chaff
now my memory's full up
so refill your cup
sit back and click play
and enjoy your day

xoxo
jinny

Bridezilla Attacks!
Really? Really??? Oh cam on!



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Sandra Lee!
Her face, frame by frame, as she tries to disguise her horrid concoction!



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The Food Lift!
Need I say anything here peeps?!!?



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The Elegant Guide to American Cuisine!
I LOVE this woman! (...and secretly wish I'd have thought of this first! Drat!)



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Japanese Performance Art!
by Toastie
Her character "Baguette Bardot"
(an homage to Brigitte Bardot)




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Paula Deen's Cocktail Hour!
That's pretty much all I have to say about her.



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Guy Fieri!
I adore that he uses spit. Watch & learn!!!



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This last one is verbally NSFW so click on it when you get home for a great laugh at the very bubbly Rachel Ray teaching all the ladies how to, shall we say... make dessert a special occasion. ;-)

The jinfoolery Contest

Alright... enough is enough already!
I need to laugh (laughter being the best medicine & all...) & you know what?
Y'all are going to make me laugh.


Oh yes you are.
Really!
It's true!
Know why?
Huh?
Know why?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Because!

He (or she) who makes me laugh hardest & longest is going to win themselves a SWEETBOX shipped directly to your home or office (must be located in the US or Canada) all on me! Wait- I mean the cost is on me. My treat. You can't actually eat the sweets on me. Oh stop groaning, like I'd give that away for free! Sheesh... where was I?

The Rules:
Leave me a comment (one entry per person please) describing the most embarrassing situation you've ever been in. You don't need to be a Blogger member, a Twitter fan, a FaceBook friend or any of that- anyone can enter! You must also leave a name- whether it's your first name, your internet persona or your pseudonym (just so I can keep track of everyone).

The Jincouragement:
Per chance you haven't already noticed, my sense of humour runs dark & I'm not much for censorship, so do feel free to let loose in the comment section. Go ahead & Make My Day; you know you want to.

The Detailz:
I will award one SWEETBOX prize valued at $45.00 (including shipping/handling) to be sent anywhere in the US or Canada. I will personally choose the pastry assortment you receive. I will decide who wins based merely on this criteria: the funniest, most embarrasing tale, in my opinion, which makes me giggle over & over again with twisted delight. Oh, don't worry, I won't be laughing at you, I'll be laughing with you. *ahem*

Contest starts now & ends on Sunday, November 8th. The winner will be chosen & prize shipped shortly thereafter.

Ready...

Set...

Play!

Care for a Cup of Tea with Me?

Why... I can't seem to stop watching this video. Oh dear, might that be why I've not been posting regularly? Or could that possibly have something to do with the fact that any & all who know about my mad pastry skillz have been inundating me with orders for thousands of loverly delectables nearly every single day for the past two weeks straight? Oh I'm so giddy! I LOURVE my job!



Be patient with me peeps. I'm actually revamping jintrinsique & once that's fin you will have regular fabulous posting as per my norm. Promises!!!

5 Famous Meme Peeps 'n Pastry

I've been tagged to do a brand-spankin'-new
Meme by MeHereNow.

As always, I can't simply copy.

I must put my own spin on it.

I encourage those I tag at the end to do the same.

She calls it her "5 famous people you're allowed to sleep with" list.

But the jin is calling it:

"5 famous Peeps and the Pastries I'd eat off of with them"

*giggle*

(I am going to take an immense amount of pleasure in researching this post... um... for you guys I mean. You deserve the best! Yeah... yeah, that's it. I'm sacrificing my time awlllll for you. ;-)

*snicker*

1. Josh Hartnett

Hartnett sounds a bit like Bartlett which reminds me of pears so I think we'd do a Frangipane and Pear Tart with Creme Anglaise for drizzling. *nudge nudge wink wink*

2. Wes Bentley

The only way I'd melt that intense gaze of his would be with my Black Pearl Truffles.

3. Jude Law

My Blood Orange Bavarian Cream would be fit for this Brit.

4. Josh Brolin

I think he might be the only one tough enough to handle my Dark Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Bean Cheesecake.

5. Ashton Kutcher

I think he'd scream for my Cardamom Ice Cream.

Your turn!
I'm tagging the 5 hottest Manly Man Bloggers I know.
Eebie
Ace Munkee
Sir David
Andy
TAG

jin is:

First:
The FoodPorn:








Now:
The Game:

"jin is __________"

Pick ONE word to describe me.
Just ONE word.
Leave it in the comment section.


"I'm Listening!!! C'mon peeps... play with me!!!"

Time to Play"What the Hell is That?!!?"

The fun game where you win absolutely nothing if you win!
Yay!
Leave your guesses in the comment section.
I'll post the photos of the finished product when I feel like it.

I'll be watching all of you play.
You don't believe me?
I'm staring at you RIGHT NOW
while you read this very post!
(Wow! I had no idea so many of you blogged in your underwear!)

(Yes, those are my jineyes. Hypnotic, no? ;-)

Talk amongst yourselves in the comment section.
I may pop in here & there if I have a chance.
Now have a few guesses & Good Luck!

Let's Play Mad Libs Again!

Ok, you remember the rules from last time?
It's EASY:
just fill in the blank.
One word, 2 words or 10 words if you really want to!

Extra points will be given to anyone who plays!
The winner gets the supreme thrill of making me LAUGH!

Oh...and I'm not as proper as I pretend to be.
Go wild people!
jins don't believe in censorship.
;-)

1. All these tartelettes are making me __________ .

2. The recipients of this cake are __________ .

3. Chocolate dipped cookies means __________ .

4. These Citrus Swirl Cookies could be used as __________ .

5. As jin hands you this Red Velvet Cupcake you say __________ .

But, I thought this was a FOODporn blog???

It's time again for:

"Fun with Search Engines"
here at jintrinsique.

But first:
The actual FOODporn section of this post
then the fun part. *wink*

Made with my very own scratch sugar cookie dough (with real butter, organic flour, eggs, sugar & leavening, that's it!); rolled & cut-out by jinhand; baked in small batches; frosted with scratch made real vanilla sweet butter frosting & finally, decorated by moi.

Quiche! A crispy all butter crust gently cradles a filling of farm-fresh eggs, cream, organic spinach, cheese, sea salt & organic black pepper. Breakfast in bed anyone?!

My phenomenal German's Sweet Chocolate Cake.....er.....with a twist. One of my fave customers was treating some of the editors at Playboy magazine with this delight. He asked that it be decorated accordingly. There you have it! The jin's version of "Pop Art Nipples in Buttercream".

.....and now back to our regularly scheduled blogpost.....

Yes, dear blogfans
denizens of our own cyber-reality
typed these exact phrases
into a search engine;
they were sent here.
I've no idea why.

signed,
a jinnocent angel

• "taste one of these" boobs

• jennifer inch spanked

• "marilyn manson" "penis cookie"

• porn phos germany

• boobs pics blogspot

• brides spanked

• birthday spanked photo

• decorating penis cookies

• the humpty dumpty strip club

• hbo real sex kitchenaid

• vegan boobs pictures

• masturbakers

• pastry shop fairies

• older cousin spanked me

• royal consimation

• brunette hazelnut butter

• gorgeous thighs

• sexy mocha wanna tastefemale

• favourite male body part

• "porn fix of the day"

• lesbyfriends

Sweet Shenanigans

Laughter's the Key
For you & for Me
Today's post is Fun
Cranky people better Run
or
A laugh a Day
Keeps the Bastards at Bay
;-)

FIRST:
Let's play
"Top That Cake!"

Which is your FAVE?!

#1 Irish Wedding

#2 Fruitarian Union

#3 Entomologist Engagement

AND...
For those brides that simply
INSIST
on a Waterfall
UGH! :-P
*jin shudders*

This model is
FULLY functional
and
Can be filled with Champagne
;-)

NEXT:
My 13 FAVE recent searches
(aka: what people really typed in a
search engine
that led them HERE.....)

1. stepped-on bug barefoot
(jin's response: Yeah...must be why our chocolate chunk cookies taste so unique.)

2. what type of clothing female guests should wear for 50th birthday party
(jin's response: No, sorry...won't find that here!)

3. cooking moose nose
(jin's response: That's fucking disgusting!!!)

4. sphincter closeups
(jin's response: That's even MORE disgusting!!!)

5. mice that eat animals
(jin's response: Where do these weirdo's come from???)

6. pink flamingo shaped cinnamon roll
(jin's response: HAD to be John Waters!)

7. "suck on my boobs"
(jin's response: Come on now! Which one of you typed that one?!!? Perverts!)

8. what happens when you miss an ingredient for a cake
(jin's response: You're fucked.)

9. squiral pictures
(jin's response: squir al? What the hell is a squir al???)

10. do mice eat clothing
(jin's response: At home they eat my husbands socks, t-shirts & underwear. Yeah...so, I don't mind if they stay.)

11. condos com. dorchester mass
(jin's response: I'll take 2 please.)

12. spanked across skirts
(jin's response: Well, ok...for a hundred bucks.)

13. porn goddess bakery manitowoc
(jin's response: WOO-HOO!!! Someone FINALLY got it right!)

FINALE:
If you stifled even ONE giggle (while at your desk at work) you'd BETTER tell me about it in the comment section!
OR ELSE!
(Seriously, your comments are half the FUN here at jintrinsique!!! :-)