Monday, December 01, 2008

On A jin Safari

From the Perspective of the Hunter:
I must. . . I simply
must see a jin close up before I leave this cruel world! Friday. Yes. This Friday I shall finally go through with it. After dusk. I will collect the proper attire so I blend in without disturbing the jin in her natural environment.

I have been observing her from afar, for a good long while. I believe I understand her patterns now & I know just where to sight her. Yes. . . yes finally. . . I shall see the jincreature in her entirety. . . . .


*fade out as his eyes glaze over & he strokes his chin in eager anticipation*


From the Perspective of the jin:
So many orders - so much to do! Zoom to the ovens - zoom to the counter - zoom back to the ovens - out of the corner of her eye she spies the truck, again, driving past, turning around, driving past, turning around. and again. and again. Ah well, no harm, no foul. As long as he's just looking a jin has no problem with that. Don't understand it mind you, as jins lean toward the exhibitionist side as opposed to the voyeuristic . . . but, whatever.


From the Perspective of the Hunter:
There she is! MUST get a closer look. I shouldn't but I must!

*dressed all in dark clothing the hunter abandons his mode of transport to follow on foot. . . *


From the Perspective of the jin:
She says aloud, "That is SO uncool!" as she briefly stops working for she notices the man creeping towards the front window; pushing his way around the bushes & trying to peer inside.


Kudos to the local police department. They arrived in about 3.5 minutes. Double Kudos to the freaking hawt friendly officer who responded.


Now, I do realize peeps think I lead an Über jinteresting life & they might wish to catch an uncensored glimpse. So I feel I must be 100% truthful here:

Things you really won't catch a jin doing while she works
  • Being Nude. Sorry to burst your bubbles, but jins really do wear clothing while they bake. It's kinda a sanitary thing.
  • Pole Dancing. First of all, there's no pole installed in my shoppe. Second, I'm too busy actually baking stuff.

Tried & Tested Tips on How to Spot a jin the Easy Way
  • Check www.uypastry.com for up & coming Open House dates, drive to her shoppe, walk in the front door, buy some of the pastries she works so hard to create. She'll probably even talk to you then.
  • Go hang out at the area coffee shops (Culture Cafe, Manitowoc Coffee, Stumpjack Coffee) that sell her pastries. You could catch her mid-delivery. Treat her to a steaming hot double shot (no sweetener, thanks!). She'll probably even talk to you then.
  • Buy yourself a place at this Thursday's Tasting deal at Stumpjack Coffee in Two Rivers. She'll probably even talk to you then.

32 Responses to “On A jin Safari”

jin said...

Yes I'm fine. No they didn't catch him. I'd rather you laugh at my silly post than worry!!!

"Being Nude. Sorry to burst your bubbles, but jins really do wear clothing while they bake. It's kinda a sanitary thing."

Not true, I've seen the pics of you in the apron on the site.

JDC

foam said...

pisses me off actually to read that this happened to you. i'm glad you are fine. some men suck ..

jin said...

mr. JDC:

*ahem*
That's not this site and that's not while I'm baking.
Those were merely artisticly shot photos for possible porno... er... I mean PROMO... y'know, for my business.
;-P*****

Be nice to me monkeyboy... be very very nice...

jin said...

foam:
It pissed me off more than it scared me. Wasted time when I had so much to do. Isn't that an odd way for me to look at it?!!?
lol

I've got pepperspay all over the place. Anyway, the only jincentive I'd need to beat the shit out of someone is to pretend they are you-know-who.
;-)

Plus, the cop was just a nice bonus. Hubba!

Now you have me thinking up porn titles.

"Jin and Out"
"Jinside Jin"
"Jinderella Tails"

JDC

jin said...

ROTFLMFAO
@
Jin & Out

You're a total perv mr. jdc. Good thing I've not jinvited you to stay with me during the holidays...
aw fuck...

*help*

You're a total perv mr. jdc. Good thing I've not jinvited you to stay with me during the holidays...
aw fuck...

*help*

***************

Uhhem...was that an offer?

"Jin Peeks"
"The Jins Have Thighs"

JDC

jin said...

Just bring me lots of chocolates & tea monkeyboy.

...or else...

PG Tips and Godiva-Gotit!

A million frickin chocolate rules, airline restrictions on transporting food, tiny window to purchase unchemically treated chocolate=what am I getting for this again?

Oooooooh yeeeeah, I remember now.

JDC

This is going to get deleted isn't it?

jin said...

*snicker*

G3T Films said...

I flew all the way from Oz and you chased me off with the cops?

Crikey! If only I had known to catch you mid-deliver *sigh*


Seriously though, good idea calling the police. I hope you gave the hotty... I mean, Officer some of your goodies.

Freida Bee said...

Well, just reading these comments made me feel like quite the vouyerist. I thought this was going in more of a "Twilight"sort of direction, but then, well, eewww. Sorry it happened.

I have a dark side Freida...

I like people to watch when I text someone.

{{{blush}}}

JDC

So you want a pole for Christmas, so to speak??

Have to get you together with "Damsel Underdressed," she has a cop fetish.

Eebie said...

Y'know, the scene that comes to my mind is Gollum from Lord of the Rings, hissing, "I must have the precious."

Completely freakazoid.

puerileuwaite said...

Wait. Did you say NO nudity? Then what were all those references to "checking out your cupcakes" about?

jin said...

Rich:

I'd never chase you off! You're just as strange as I. We'd get along fine. As long as you give me straws to breathe thru when you cast my face.

jin said...

Freida Bee:

Welcome!
One never knows what to expect here.
Well, I hope not anyway!
;-)

jin said...

JDC:

Yeah... I bet you're the type who sends dirty text photos too!
Pervert!

jin said...

phos:

All jinny wants for Xmas is peace, quiet, chocolate & no bills!!!

jin said...

Eebie:

OMG!
Now that vision totally creeped me out.
Ewww....

wait, are you callin' me precious?
:-D
:-D
:-D

jin said...

pug:

Um... well... ok...
a little bit of nudity.
But only for you!
;-)

"Yeah... I bet you're the type who sends dirty text photos too!
Pervert!"

I guess it must be some other chef that send me cell pics. Hmmm, maybe that was Alton Brown or Mario. Yeah, I think Alton has a mole just...well, I don't want any of his secrets to get out.

JDC

"All jinny wants for Xmas is peace, quiet, chocolate & no bills!!!"

That's it? Huh, this will be a long two weeks if you are just eating chocolate.

That and I have two boxes of PG Tips too.

Oh well, I'll leave those home.

JDC

jin said...

Duuuuuude....
WTF?!!?
You thought that was free???
Silly man.
Silly silly man.



Oh and you'd better bring me that PG Tips... or else...

"or else..."

What would that entail?

JDC

jin said...

I'll tie you up & force you to watch Hostel 1 & 2 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

"I'll tie you up & force you to watch Hostel 1 & 2 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over"

I'm only there for two weeks. It isn't like I'm moving there.

or...

JDC

angel said...

good glory jin... i hope he doesn't come back!

This is like watching history in the making.

I hope you're this open about all the gory details....

;)

"I hope you're this open about all the gory details...."

You should ask Jin - she has LOTS of details.

JDC