Psssst! Hey you!

Yes, YOU!
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Come here!
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Closer...
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c'mon...
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CLOSER!
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I won't bite!
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(unless you want me to ;-)
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There
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that's better.
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Now,
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LOOK:
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Well?
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What did you think of that?!

Ooooo...Baby, it's COLD Outside!

Oh, Sweetie Pie, you look frozen!

Come in & warm your cockles from the bitter wind!

What can I get you?
Coffee?
Tea?
Me?
;-)

Your wish is my command!

I'll make your dreams come true!

Why, I could make you a Jumbo sized Gingerbread house if you desire!

With butterscotch flavoured windows & vanilla cand(y)les.

I can even make it really big, if you pay me lots of cash.

No peeping!
That's the raspberry & lime flavoured window of my boudoir.

*YAWN*
I'm going to sleep.
Nitey Nite.
Sweet Dreamzzzz!
;-)

Sweet Shenanigans

Laughter's the Key
For you & for Me
Today's post is Fun
Cranky people better Run
or
A laugh a Day
Keeps the Bastards at Bay
;-)

FIRST:
Let's play
"Top That Cake!"

Which is your FAVE?!

#1 Irish Wedding

#2 Fruitarian Union

#3 Entomologist Engagement

AND...
For those brides that simply
INSIST
on a Waterfall
UGH! :-P
*jin shudders*

This model is
FULLY functional
and
Can be filled with Champagne
;-)

NEXT:
My 13 FAVE recent searches
(aka: what people really typed in a
search engine
that led them HERE.....)

1. stepped-on bug barefoot
(jin's response: Yeah...must be why our chocolate chunk cookies taste so unique.)

2. what type of clothing female guests should wear for 50th birthday party
(jin's response: No, sorry...won't find that here!)

3. cooking moose nose
(jin's response: That's fucking disgusting!!!)

4. sphincter closeups
(jin's response: That's even MORE disgusting!!!)

5. mice that eat animals
(jin's response: Where do these weirdo's come from???)

6. pink flamingo shaped cinnamon roll
(jin's response: HAD to be John Waters!)

7. "suck on my boobs"
(jin's response: Come on now! Which one of you typed that one?!!? Perverts!)

8. what happens when you miss an ingredient for a cake
(jin's response: You're fucked.)

9. squiral pictures
(jin's response: squir al? What the hell is a squir al???)

10. do mice eat clothing
(jin's response: At home they eat my husbands socks, t-shirts & underwear. Yeah...so, I don't mind if they stay.)

11. condos com. dorchester mass
(jin's response: I'll take 2 please.)

12. spanked across skirts
(jin's response: Well, ok...for a hundred bucks.)

13. porn goddess bakery manitowoc
(jin's response: WOO-HOO!!! Someone FINALLY got it right!)

FINALE:
If you stifled even ONE giggle (while at your desk at work) you'd BETTER tell me about it in the comment section!
OR ELSE!
(Seriously, your comments are half the FUN here at jintrinsique!!! :-)

A Motley Photo Montage

A few shots of a cake that went out for New Year's.

Inside: Yellow Cake with a sweet Hazelnut Butter Filling.

Outside: Espresso French Buttercream.

Covered w/Belgian Chocolate Shards imprinted w/Edible Gold Confetti.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake

Accidentally photographed w/ a few cute jin-toes.

Happy Double-Oh-Seven

My Name is miss jin, the Sweetcret Agent
Always on the lookout for Plants of Fresh Mint

If I can't find them...Wild Mushrooms will do
A Sweet 'lil Trip...for me & for you!

What more's in the Garden? Why, carrots, of course!
Now eat your veggies or I'll feed you by force!

Let's move on to flowers, agents have died oer these stems
They are more precious than Money or Gems!

Quick! Someone's coming! We'll hide in the oven!
(Heeheee... It's a ploy, tis how sexy agent jin gets her lovin'!)

Poisoned Fruit for crooked agents, they'll all be gone soon
In fact, I'll have solved the mystery, by tomorrow noon!

Time for more mushrooms so I can continue my tale
I MUST eat them ALL! I can't let them get stale!

I'm under surveillance! They caught me on tape!
I'll sneak out the back & quickly escape!

I think they've even bugged this chocolate cake!
That flower in the center is definitely FAKE!!!

I run to my stash of disguised lead filled scones
If I aim at their knees, these will break bones!

I've SAVED the world! This is the key!
The secrets are in the cream puff, you see.

With this safely in my hand, you can all sleep without fear.
Two-thousand six is over. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!