Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I didn't do it & you can't prove it

A jin always acts like a lady & has perfect table manners.



Uh, unless there's espresso frosted chocolate dipped angelfood cake involved.

52 Responses to “I didn't do it & you can't prove it”

Dino aka Katy said...

that is one big piece of cake!

JLee said...

Oh that is perfectly pornographic!! Or chocographic...mmmmmmm

Jewels said...

Oh, I so can't wait to sink my teeth into one of your yummy tidbits again.

Um, I so didn't mean for that to sound dirty! (How come everything I say sounds dirty???) LMAO!

Gnat of Glass said...

I LOVE IT!

Gnat.
.

Anonymous said...

That cake really matches your eyes. You could use it as a fashion accessory ;-)

L

jin said...

katy:

Haahaha...yes, yes it was!

jin said...

jlee:

Chocographic...GOOD word! LOL! Yeah...my face was full after... hee!

jin said...

jewels:

heeeheheheeee.

"(How come everything I say sounds dirty???)"

I think that has to do with EWD.
It's in our programming! ;-)

jin said...

gnat:

So did I!
:-D

jin said...

L:

But then I'd have strangers coming up to me and licking my fashion accessory.
:-P

P.S. What?!!? Just like a man to not notice my eyes! My eyes are BLUE BLUE BLUE!

Andy! said...

Confucius say, "Messy food to be eaten over sink."

Not Ashley said...

Forget table manners...just bring cake. espresso cake with espresso or latte?

Anonymous said...

But they look BROWN BROWN BROWN in that little picture!!!
Just like a woman to speak before she thinks :-D

L

jin said...

andy:

Confucius say, "Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day."

jin said...

M:

Capa-capa-capa-cappucciiiinooo!!!
:-D

jin said...

L:

NAH-ahhhh!
They do not.
Zoom in! Blue all the way!
'Cept for the red centers...that's my devilish side.
;-)

You look perectly lady like. I can tell cuz your pinkies are out.

On a side note though, I don't think I have seen anyone with a look that lustful outside of my bedroom before. Man, I need to get me some of that cake for the lady clones. :)

Also my heartest apoligies for not seeking your company more recently. Frack up deployments an all.

Anonymous said...

Nuh uhhhhhh, that's what I was saying. In the little pic (before you zoom in your eyes look brown). Again I will say it ...... "Just like a woman to speak before she thinks :-D"

Men - 1
Women - 0

L

p.s. don't hit me too hard!!! :-P

If you were serious about that cake you'd have it smeared all over your face. Hmmm... Chocolate Jin, not bad!!!

jin said...

TAK!!!

Sooooo glad to see you! :-)

Heh...I knew that look on my face would get you back around here!
;-)

jin said...

L:

*jin punches at his nose*

he grips his nose and screams

*jin kicks him in the balls*

he doubles over and groans in pain

*jin jumps on his back*

he falls to the ground

"Now what are you gonna do???"

Men - 1
Women - 3

jin said...

phos:

Haaahaha! Actually, I did have chocolate all over my face after the photo!!! LOL

P.S. I left you a lovely little photo link in Katy's comment section. Enjoy! (...or not...)
;-)

Anonymous said...

"*jin punches at his nose*

he grips his nose and screams

*jin kicks him in the balls*

he doubles over and groans in pain

*jin jumps on his back*

he falls to the ground

"Now what are you gonna do???""



L grabs his balls and his nose and scurries into the nearest dimly lit corner to contemplate his miserable life and try to figure out where he went so badly wrong. Ummmmmm, oh shit, I forgot you were still on my back. I don't think I'm going to get any peace in this little corner now :-/


L


word ver - "vyiag" - is that the next evolution of viagra???

Andy! said...

Epicurean is the brand name of my cutting board. Am I to believe that 23 cutting boards commented before me?

Nice, a punctured tube steak. The sideshow must be in town!!

jin said...

L:

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won! I won!

Haaahahahahaaaa....ok. Now I feel bad about what I did.
Want me to kiss it n make it better?
:-P

jin said...

andy:

Holy shit!

After surveying their entire line I'm positive I know you well enogh to assume that this is the exact one you purchased.

:-D

jin said...

phos:

heeeeheheheheeeeeheheheheeee!!!!

I bet you damn near spit out your beer when you clicked that!!!

I was thinkin' he needed to do something to draw attention away from his shortcomings.
:-P

heh-heh-heh
I know...I'm going to hell...so what!? You'll greet me, right?!

RC said...

wow...i'm not really a big angel food cake fan...but that looks so good...and it's been so long since i had angel food cake...hum? I might need to try something like that!

jin said...

Welcome rc!!! :-)

Ahhh...I was never a fan of angelfood cake either but now I just love it! Weird how tastes change, isn't it?!

Thanks for visiting & come back anytime! :-)

Andy! said...

Mercy, no, mine cost a fraction of that Cadillac. Similar in size, but no juice grove or slate core. If I paid that much for anything, I would have to figure out how to drive it or eat it.

jin said...

Haaahahahahaaaa....I was teasing.

Even I wouldn't spend that much on one of those if I had $$$ to blow!

angel said...

ooooooohhh... now my mouth is watering!!!

jin said...

angel:

Sorry!

:-S

jin said...

ec:

MMmmmm....

:-D

Middle Child said...

Yummo...pretty good stuff

MeHereNow said...

Having just noticed the date of this entry I jolly well hope that was my Birthday cake you're enjoying!!

Very slutty. In other words, perfect!

Even a angel like you should get to be a little devilish!

Rich said...

I'm still here... reading... not posting...

Mmmmm... brownie! Any hashish in that?

jin said...

middle child:

Thanks! :-)

Glad to see you around again!

jin said...

meherenow:

I know you couldn't see it cos of the angle of the photo...but it DID say:

"Happy Birthday MeHereNow"

:-D

jin said...

CP:

Heehee!
I try I try!

I'm very glad you approve!
:-D

jin said...

evi:

Yes, I think so too!

Hee! :-)

jin said...

rich!

Yay!

Quit school, I need you here more often.

:-P

You don't need hash in the sweets if it's made with jinlove!

(Oh...wait. You won't get stoned...just horny.)

jin said...

Happy Monday All!

I know I know...
long time
no post

I swear I'll throw one at ya tonight!
It'll be so worth the wait, too.

jinPromise!
:-D
XO

Gyrobo said...

You call this a long time between posts? I've been out in the fields fer five weeks, pulling up salt weaves with m'bare hands, but I'm back.

Gyrobo said...

And what's with the Firefox banner?! I thought once you went Opera you never go back.

jin said...

gyrobo:

YAY! My favourite little tinman is back! :-D

Haahaa...for me it's a long time between posts. I've been super busy! (Shhhh....don't tell anyone but I've really just been lying on the beach drinking pina coladas for the past 7 days.)
*I wish*

Uh...yeah...Opera is still my one and only true love...but I've got too many readers coming in here using IE (6 mostly!!!) and I figured they'd be more likely to swith to Firefox before Opera...so there you go. They have an Opera sticker too....oooohhhh...I SO wanted to put that one up. Ah well...

Gyrobo said...

Yes, Firefox was designed to mimic IE6's appearance, as well as its love of pie and stovepipe hats.

When will Microsoft open-source its Lincoln impersonation program?!

jin said...

Thing is...my blog works fine (not perfect, but good) in IE7...but in 6....*jin screams in anguish* throws all the posts down at the bottom of the page & I can't make it work for anything! Stupid browser!

*GASP*
You just commited the WORST cyber felony!
You used the words Microsoft & Open Source in the same sentence!
Now we shall all burn in hell!!!
RUN! Run for your lives!