Saturday, March 01, 2008

Slow jin

I really didn't expect it.
I swear she waited
Until my hands were full
with 12 Large Boxes of Pastry
to start chasing me.
Quite obviously
I could not outrun her
Therefore
The Infamous Persimmons Gal
reached out with her
blue paint encrusted hand
and tagged me
hard
on what was once
a clean white t-shirt.
Drat.
So here it is
A jinbarrassing purge
7 freakish things about moi

1. I taste absolutely every component I make just to ensure it's always perfect. I'm talking frostings, fillings, cakes, cookies, chocolates, fruits etc.

2. I run up & down the steps at my shoppe as often as possible. Most likely several hundred times per day. I always feel the need to burn off as much as I taste all the time!

3. I never waste food. Nothing goes in the garbage. Old apples & carrot cake scraps go to the bunnies outside. The squirrels get dodgy nuts, imperfect scones & any too-hard cookies or bar scraps. I have a few favoured crows & gulls that get anything else that happens to be lying around.

4. The ancient secret revealed (!) how to make a jin squeal with delight for under 3 bucks:
1 bottle of Blueberry Izze &
1 package of Newman's Own Organic Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

5. I never take my watch off.

6. Anytime I am unsure about something I consult one of my many Tarot decks. I have certain decks for certain questions. They never let me down... even if it's not what I want to hear/know.

7. You're all waiting for the risqué entry, aren't you?!
Well... I'll have to think about it for a minute.
Oh... there might be one last thing...
Useless talent #582
a jin can completely undo a mans belt & pants using only her toes.


Listen up! 7 peeps that must do this are:
Sir David Smith
(I know Persimmons Gal already tagged you, I'm just reinforcing it! Just doooo it David!)
Jewels
Katy
Eternally Curious
Andy
Ace Munkee
Phosgene Kid

43 Responses to “Slow jin”

green said...

#7 would be intresting to observe, as a casual observer, of course.

jin said...

Haahahaa... I had a feeling someone would say that Green!

But... do you really think we could find a guy who'd volunteer???

Anonymous said...

mememememememememeMeMeMeMe!!!!!

I would volunteer

Andy! said...

I will approach this tag with the careful consideration it desires.

Or I will make up lies and flat out steal from people better than myself at writing.

foam said...

i think i'll try #7 on my guy..
should he have the wherewithal to ask what overcame me .. i'll just say ..
a jintrinsique idea..;)

G3T Films said...

Which is strange, because I can undo toes using a belt. It's kinda fun until all the bleeding and screaming starts, then it's just kind of icky!

That Izze juice stuff looks excellent. Bluetastic in fact.

jin said...

anon:

That would soooooo depend on who you are!

...well, unless you're willing to pay me?!

jin said...

andy:

Either way, I'm sure it'll be a blast to read!
:-D

jin said...

foam:

OH! OH! OH!
For real?
You are soooooo COOL!!!
You gotta let us all know how it goes... but especially, what he says!
lmao!!!
:-D

jin said...

rich:

I think I love your thinking in a vey unhealthy way... I think.

*jin bows*
You are a genius, GENIUS I tell you!!!

Ohhhhhhh..ho..ho!!!!
It is SOOOO on 'tween you and me!
Come See!!!!
(^_^)

(Makes slightly more sense if you read my response to your comment on my post first ... but only slightly!)

jin said...

Crap!
Now I have to use my brain to win a blog duel?!
I much prefer the slightly easier method of using body parts! LMAO!
I think you're a-gonna win this round lady!
Damn!

Everyone go see EC's Meme!!!
She's goooood!

Ruela said...

so funny ;))))




kiss

angel said...

i love how you answer mems jin- this was SO cool!!!

I think EC has a real twist on you there Jin!!

G3T Films said...

They must be lowering the standards of genius these days... cool!

I know you are but what an I?

I think you win the scarf competition, though...

jin said...

ruela:

Funny... that's me!
I am here to amuse all of you...
;-))))
*kisses*

jin said...

angel:

Thanks!!!

Gotta try & shake things up every now & again!
;-)

jin said...

phos:

Agreed. EC has this one.

Double agreed... I know my way around a scarf!
;-)

jin said...

rich:

Between you & me we could rule the world ya know!

Do we have to argue about who is which?!!?

G3T Films said...

*Shrugs* Ruling the world sounds far too much like hard work... and there's all that hassle deciding what to do with the money... and now there's an argument over who smart and who's pretty and... well... a blokes would ever get into that argument, he'd lose no matter what... and... now I feel like a beer and a lie down.

Maybe next life-time!

jin said...

Wow... I never thought of all that hard work... that's the last thing I need.

Ok. It's settled. I'll concentrate on making my list of peeps whose toes I want to undo...

Can I borrow your belt?

G3T Films said...

But... what's... what's going to keep my pants up?

jin said...

I've seen it hold up a towel before... I'll bet it can hold up your pants just fine.
;-)

Need a stimulating visual?

Gnat of Glass said...

My what long toes you must have.


Gnat.
.

green said...

see you already have a few volunteers.... ask and ye shall receive.

G3T Films said...

I think my pants just EXPLODED!

Hawt! No, gross! No, hawt!

JLee said...

You NEVER take your watch off?? ever?? hhmmm

Gnat of Glass said...

GOOD NESS!

Man that old people pic made me kid of laugh. They look like they are having fun in a kind of "hey I hope you hip can take this" sort of way.


Gnat.
.

jin said...

gnat:

jins are flexible creatures! ;-)

jin said...

green:

So, what do you think I charge each onlooker?!
;-)

jin said...

rich:

Ummm...

I'll save the day with this!!!

jin said...

jlee:

Almost never... unless I'm having a reaaaaaally long bath and then I only take it off for about an hour an it's right next to me! LOL

jin said...

gnat:

Glad to know you are officially "hip"!
:-)

Gnat of Glass said...

I don't know what it is with me leaving off the "r" in your. I have been doing it all month everywhere I go.


On a side note, I have anouther contest up and running for an ornament and a marble. Same contest more of less, but matching prizes this time.


Gnat.
.

Where you at woman? You have a surprise waiting for you at Angel's, and I miss you horribly!!

Eggs and Spam for breakfast, that's the ticket!!

jin said...

angel:

EEeEeeEEeee!!!!
KEWL!

Thank you Thank you!!!

Will put it up next time I mess with my template (hopefully this weekend) !

:-D

jin said...

gnat:

Ahhhh.... I NEED that marble.

It's one of my FAVE colours!!!

I will put up a post about your contest asap!

jin said...

EC:

Ahhhh..... you know the deal.

Am trying.

:-S

jin said...

phos:

I thought it was green eggs and tofu?