Wednesday, May 02, 2007

But, I thought this was a FOODporn blog???

It's time again for:
"Fun with Search Engines"
here at jintrinsique.

But first:
The actual FOODporn section of this post
then the fun part. *wink*

Made with my very own scratch sugar cookie dough (with real butter, organic flour, eggs, sugar & leavening, that's it!); rolled & cut-out by jinhand; baked in small batches; frosted with scratch made real vanilla sweet butter frosting & finally, decorated by moi.


Quiche! A crispy all butter crust gently cradles a filling of farm-fresh eggs, cream, organic spinach, cheese, sea salt & organic black pepper. Breakfast in bed anyone?!


My phenomenal German's Sweet Chocolate Cake.....er.....with a twist. One of my fave customers was treating some of the editors at Playboy magazine with this delight. He asked that it be decorated accordingly. There you have it! The jin's version of "Pop Art Nipples in Buttercream".

.....and now back to our regularly scheduled blogpost.....

Yes, dear blogfans
denizens of our own cyber-reality
typed these exact phrases
into a search engine;
they were sent here.
I've no idea why.

signed,
a jinnocent angel

  • "taste one of these" boobs
  • jennifer inch spanked
  • "marilyn manson" "penis cookie"
  • porn phos germany
  • boobs pics blogspot
  • brides spanked
  • birthday spanked photo
  • decorating penis cookies
  • the humpty dumpty strip club
  • hbo real sex kitchenaid
  • vegan boobs pictures
  • masturbakers
  • pastry shop fairies
  • older cousin spanked me
  • royal consimation
  • brunette hazelnut butter
  • gorgeous thighs
  • sexy mocha wanna tastefemale
  • favourite male body part
  • "porn fix of the day"
  • lesbyfriends

38 Responses to “But, I thought this was a FOODporn blog???”

Rich said...

Crikey, the cookies and cake look, um, really healthy... or some such thing...

Vegan Boobs? Are they different to Omnivore Boobs? I think we need a comparison Jin.

jin said...

Haaahahahaaaa.

That'd make it a non-FOODporn blog then wouldn't it.

Wellll.......
What the Hell!
Why not?!

I have great boobs.
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ok...are you looking?
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here they are...
but I can't post them actual size cos they won't fit in the comment box.
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( o )( o )

Ta-Da!

G3T Films said...

After a thorough comparison with my Omnivore boobs below I have to say there's only a subtle difference... and that's probably just natural...






( ♥ ) ( ♥ )

Andy! said...

I was going to do a blatant search for something like, "jintrinsique once saw two dogs doing it." Better sense prevailed, for once.

jin said...

rich:

LMFAO!!!!!

Ok....so all I can picture is...um...ok
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your chest looks like this?!!?

jin said...

andy:

Oh, but now when someone does do a search for that I'll be #1!!!

...and you know they will...there's a whole lotta weirdos out there in cyber space!
(and in Wisconsin...present company excluded! ;-)

Ace said...

There's like three of those that make me want to head off to Google, thinking, "why didn't I think of THAT?"

jin said...

Haaaha!!!

I bet it's the 3 "boobs" ones!!!

I'm right!
I KNOW I'm right!!!

;-)

Jewels said...

I've got omnivorous boobs
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Do you see a difference?

*sorry, mine are also too big for the comment box... ;)

But I'll take two of the ones from the German chocolate cake!

I once heard that tits are like toy trains. They are meant for the kids, but the old man always winds up playing with them.

That ought to get you some more hits from the nine year olds googling "blog boobies".

Bathroom Hippo said...


Thanks for the textual interpretation of your boobs.

I'm sure they would look better on 600x800 resolution.

flatlander said...

Food and sex - that's what life's all about!

Oh yeah, and skateboarding.

Dino aka Katy said...

munch munch - ahmn okay what was the subject oh searches - sorry distracted - ahmm

oh hell thanks for the box need to go eat more cookies - you didn't tell dave about this right???? I can just eat all of it alone right now!!!

Hahahahaha ... Jin, you're going to loose more customers!!! Ohhh wait ... NO!!! You are going to get a dozen new who wants a BOOB-cake.

(::)(::)Camel-boobs from Egypt

Rich said...

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They're cinnamon rolls, get your minds out of the gutter people!

jin said...

jewels:

Damn! You're a *perky* one, aren't you???

HAHA!!!
;-)

jin said...

phos:

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Haaaahahahaaaaa!
I gotta remember that one!!!

Brilliant! ;-)

jin said...

hippo:

Heehee!
You're welcome!
I hope you didn't get a *shock* when you tried to lick your screen!!!

jin said...

flatlander:

Aha!
You must be the perfect man then:

You work off everything you eat by skateboarding...
The skateboarding keeps you physically fit for sex...
The sex makes you hungry...
You work off everything you eat by skateboarding...
The skateboarding keeps you physically fit for sex...
The sex makes you hungry...

Whoa! How do you find time for blogging?!!?

jin said...

katy:

Heehee!!!!
Glad you like it!

I bet the first thing you ate was a Vanilla Sugar Bliss...wasn't it?!!?

jin said...

kirsten:

LOL!
Would you believe that I had this post started a few weeks ago & I didn't post it immediately because I found myself *thinking* too much!!! (Should I or shouldn't I post this???) I finally decided I CANNOT let what one silly woman said affect the way I've written this blog for over a year!!! I think these searches are funny and EVERYONE needs a good laugh now and again! Right?!
:-D

heeheeee....love the 'camel boobs'!!!

jin said...

rich:

Um....those don't look like any cinnamon rolls I've ever seen!!!
:-S

Purple Nurples on chocolate Germans??

Jewels said...

OMFG!
I'm sucking on a Halls, and Phos' comment just narrowly killed me!

LMFAOOOOO!!!!

Oh, and yeah, I WISH they were that perky! ;)

jin said...

I'm with Jewels on this one Phos!

LMAO!!!!!

:-D

mizfit said...

ooh! nipples in buttercream!!my fav!
;)

(are u still wondering y ppl are directed to ur blog when they search using the weirdest phrases?)
:P

Gareth said...

LMFAOOOOOOO - the humpty dumpty strip club. I sooooooo want to believe that that place actually exists!! I'm going to have to Google it now .... ummmm for educational reasons only. It does no harm to broaden the mind :P

Gareth said...

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Google "the humpty dumpty strip club" and look at the first hit on the list. At least that's one mystery solved ;)

angel said...

aaaaww, no fair! all i ever get is "cleavage"! at least your are entertaining... mwaaaaaaaahahahahahaa

angel said...

i just love those flower shaped cookies! and that cake is brilliant- like a sugary version of a warhol!

caramaena said...

masturbakers - rofl

jin said...

mizfit:

OMG!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I officially dedicate the nipple cake to you, my dear!!!

;-)

:-D

jin said...

gareth:

OMG...YOU are such a perv!
I can't believe you googled that!

"tsk. tsk."

*jin briefly opens another browser window*

OMG! I'm FIRST!

heeheeheee!

jin said...

angel:

Nothing wrong with a bit of cleavage here 'n there!
LOL!

I need to read your main blog...I've been so busy! Next time I have a chance I'm going to check it out!!!
:-D

jin said...

caramaena:

Welcome to my blog!!! :-)

heehee...I get a search for that one at least twice a month! lol!

mizfit said...

merci beaucoup,madame!
:D

jin said...

You're welcome!!
:-)

Fuff said...

LOL :)
The quiche for me, ta!