Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Let's Play MAD LIBS!

Unlike the original, your answers are NOT restricted to one word!
Be creative, make up a whole phrase!
I want to know how you think!
Have fun & COMMENT blogfans!!!


1) I would like to _______________ this cake topper.




2) I want to put this organic spicy crusty breadstick _______________ .




3) The colour of this wedding cake is _______________ .




4) The two bears on this cake are _______________ .





5) Let's have jin put our wedding cake under the murdered stuffed deer because ____________________ .




6) This is one of jin's quick breakfasts for _______________ .




7) If these flowers weren't edible I'd put them _______________ .

18 Responses to “Let's Play MAD LIBS!”

Katy said...

*First Comment* yeah

Hey some of the pictures did not open for me.

BTW the fruit tart from the last post inspired me and when I found some nice ripe strawberrys I made mini versions with strawberries for dinner last night. My hubby loved it. I mixed cream cheese and marshmellow fluff to put under the berries as a base. It was nice and refreshing.

Katy said...

Okay here we go (I can see the pics now)

1) I would like to not like (it should be a motorcycle!!!) this cake topper.

Katy said...

2) I want to put this organic spicy crusty breadstick on my meal plan.

3) The colour of this wedding cake is lavender my favorite color (besides black)

4) The two bears on this cake are really cute and perfect for a twins

5) Let's have jin put our wedding cake under the murdered stuffed deer because ????? why would anyone murder the poor thing and then hang it on the wall?

6) This is one of jin's quick breakfasts for MEEEEE

7) If these flowers weren't edible I'd put them in my garden (well if the dogs would let me have a garden

Lesley said...

1) I would like to smash (but make it look like an accident!) this cake topper.

2) I want to put this organic spicy crusty breadstick on my table, preferably next to a bowl of good soup (tomato bisque, anyone?).

3) The colour of this wedding cake is not something I would choose.

4) The two bears on this cake are naughty, very naughty. ;)

5) Let's have jin put our wedding cake under the murdered stuffed deer because the dead deer is festive and in his dead deer wedding clothes! He's fancy!

6) This is one of jin's quick breakfasts for visitors -- and she's trying to entice visitors with that picture!

7) If these flowers weren't edible I'd put them in the vase in my Beetle.

Tiffanie said...

Work, work, work. All you ever want me to do is work. I come here to relax, and you want me to work

1)I would like to torture the readers who frequent this site with this topper by zooming it all around the room and making toy car noises.

2) I want to put this organic spicy crusty breadstick up your a double. (Hey, I'm starting to sound like kind of a jerk, which I am not, but that is honestly what popped into my head)

3) The colour of this wedding cake is icycle mauve.

4) The two bears on this cake are wondering when the hell we will stop looking at them so they can finish what they were doing before we so rudely interrupted.

5)Let's have jin put our wedding cake under the murdered stuffed deer because we are hicks and have no decorating skills.

6)This is one of jin's quick breakfasts for herself, because she is selfish and will not share! ;-)

7)If these flowers weren't edible I'd put them on a tray telling people they WERE edible and watch their faces when they figured out they werent!

Dammit! A pop quiz, WTFO??

1. Microwave (on high for about 30mins)

2. Right up the ass of the hippiewho made the thing.

3. Gayly lavendar

4. Hang on, have to sneeze -ahhhhomo! Excuse me!

5. the deer is the buck of honor

6. The 1/2 ton guy I saw on TV

7. On the cake with the two brokeback bears

Jewels said...

1) Ditto to Lesley's comment here

2) in my mouth, that's where I like to put long spicy bread sticks... ;)

3) pretty ugly (Hah! an oxymoron...)

4) waiting for us to stop looking so they can get it on

5) well, I'd like to think she made this quick breakfast for me, but somehow, I think it's for her...

6)in a nice garden salad. Yes, I'm boring, you're showing me food, and it makes me wanna eat. What can I say?

Jewels said...

LMAO! I thought I read "If these flowers 'were' edible, not weren't... I'm a loser!

Sarah Letnes said...

1) douse with lighter fluid and drop a match on
2) in Olive Gardens everywhere, because their breadsticks suck
3) the exact same color as several unbearably ugly bridesmaids dresses at Goodwill
4) fattening
5) they are clinically insane
6) someone who is suffering from vitamin deficiencies
7) an art gallery

jin said...

katy: CONGRATS on FIRST comment!!! :-)
1)Good answer!
2)YAY! They're yummy.
3)Good colours!
4)You're CORRECT, it was for twins!
5)Thank you, I agree!
6)Well, maybe.....
7)LOL :-)

lesley:
1)Good answer!
2)Ooohh...that's sounds delish!
3)Well, that's ok.
4)Heehee...I KNEW you'd say that!
5)I guess they thought so.
6)Could be... ;-)
7)Oh, C-O-O-O-O-L!!! Really?

tiff:
1)Really LMAO!!!
2)Heehee, I kenw someone would say that!
3)Nice colour description!
4)Hahaha!!! You're funny today, tiff!
5)You are SO RIGHT about that!!!
6)Not true! It was for me & D! :-)
7)ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :-D

phos:
1)BEST answer!!!
2)Hey...that was me!? :-P
3)I put that one up just for you phos!
4)Dirty minded!!!
5)Maybe they didn't realize it was dead?!!?
6)You should see me feed a BIG crowd!!!
7)Hahaha!!!

jewels:
1)Good answer!
2)Another good answer!!!
3)I LOVE oxymorons...jumbo shrimp.
4)BEST answer!!!
5)Me & D I said...I'm not an oinker!!! (Well, only with chocolate!)
6)LOL! That's ok, go over to tiff's...she'll serve them to you anyway!!!

sarah:
1)Very good answer!
2)YAY!!! I LIKE that idea!!!
3)Maybe they were from the same wedding!??!
4)True, true.
5)EXCELLENT answer!!! I agree!
6)Oh...maybe I should have given it to the homeless people living in the refrigerator box...(MMmm...was that too harsh?)
7)Awww...thanks! BEST answer! :-)

Real said...

1. Smash it into tiny itsy bitsy pweshish pieces.

2. In my mouth (giggling)

3. That color does not exist. It is unatural, a color of the beast as it were.

4. Catching their breath after some pasionant love making.

5. Because the dead animal looks cute decorated like that.

6. For me when I visit.

7. On one of those crappy grocery store bakery cakes.

jin said...

real:
1)Oh! Perfect! BEST answer!!! LOLOL
2)That's what it's meant for! YAY!
3)Um...so I shouldn't buy you a suit in that colour?
4)WOO-HOO!!! BRILLIANT!!! ;-)
5)*jin frowns* ...does not...
6)You WIN!!! (The breakfast when you visit!) (You & lesley...I'm just saying...)
7)Yeah...like Copps or Walmart!

I would play Mad Libs except that you'd then know how dirty minded and mean I am, and I wouldn't want to offend you or your gentle readers.

CP

jin said...

Well, cp, I don't think it would be possible for you to offend moi. Remember, I'm a huge John Waters fan...that means I'm incredibly hard to offend (unless, of course, you bring a Copps cake into my shoppe & ask me to decorate it for you!!!).
I think most of readers could take it too...lol
But, here's an open invitation to email me, should you ever have something incredibly, funny, nasty & offensive to say! Haha!!
(I like your sense of humour...that's why I keep coming back to your blogs!!!) :-)

Happy T. Fluke said...

I will play this fun game just as soon as i make a photocopy of your blog, for future reference.

jin said...

Welcome to pastry heaven Mr. Fluke!
I am very sorry for being so hard on you when you first took over fakiegrind.
It's just that I'm really going to miss flatlander...*sigh* He always had a funky-fresh fun creative comment for me when I most needed it! Plus, he was there on Saturday nights when nobody else was around.
If you do happen to see him, please send him my absolute BEST wishes & let him know he's welcome here ANYTIME!!! ;-)

1. steal & sell on E-Bay
2. through a rusty kitchen grinder & feed it to my mother-in-law who keeps losing her dentures
3. lavender
4. very gay
5. he is our Pagan God who will forever bless our sacred union
6. diabetics!
7. in bed with the very gay bears

jin said...

*GASP!*
cp
heheheee...I LOVE the way you think! LMAO!!!

My fave answer is number 2. *chuckles* Is she really that awful?! You haven't written about her in a while...I look forward to the next installment! :-)