Saturday, June 17, 2006

OOOooo Baby, I'm "IT"!

Remember all those childhood games that were played in groups of 3 or more? There was tether ball, dodgeball, hide-n-seek, kick the bucket, spin the bottle (Heeheehee!!!) basketball & baseball.....well, I was always the slow, chubby, uncoordinated kid that would get hit in the face with a ball, fall down & bleed (nearly) to death, or simply be seeking for hours after all the kids had supposedly hidden, but really just ran off to get ice cream without me. *TEARS* :-(

Well, FUCK ALL my childhood shitty so-called-friends 'cuz I'm a goddamn SWAN, now (!) & I'm going to play an ADULT game where I can:
1. have fun playing with COOL people
2. know ALL the answers
3. NOT get a swollen nose from someone kicking a ball in my face


(For all of my blogfans who may wonder what in the world I am going on about: I've been tagged. I must answer several predetermined questions. This means that the personalities behind Fakiegrind think I'm a nifty chick & they want to hear more about me.....or.....they think I can make a normally boring post hip & interesting.....or.....they didn't want to tag their true friends for fear they'd get really mad. HAhahaha!!! Only time will tell.)

1. Pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win.
"I've pondered on this for days.....I'm positive the winner will be the last gladiator standing!"

2. What's your favorite color of Pink?
"Why, made from scratch, 6" tall Maraschino Cherry Angelfood Cake 'pink', of course!"

3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls?
"The one where they all sit around that table in the kitchen with insomnia & eat Mini Tiramisu in Molded Belgian Chocolate Cups whilst talking about all the kinky sex they have at their really really really old age."

4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child?
"I'd find a 90 year old billionaire with a heart condition to suck on my boobs."

5. How many figures am I holding up?
"One Thousand Six Hundred & Thirty Seven Scrolls."

6. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop.
"That's my distress signal for Bring more Chocolate!"

7. What's wrong with this Meme?
"It's lacking one space in the middle, should read: ME ME!!!"

8. Create your own question and answer it.
What did you do today?
"I made this:"

9. What's your wrestler name?
"Mistress Jintrinsique -- the Food Porn Goddess Extrordinaire"

10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage?
"I LOVED Nick Cage in David Lynch's Wild at Heart. SAILLLEEERRRR!!!"

11. Are you the weakest link?
"I'm stronger than the entire FENCE!"

12. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
"Yes. I know how to make Dalek shaped cakes, petit fours & marzipan penises. I'm good to go!"

13. Switch lives with one blogger for a year?
"Ok. But, it's gotta be the awesome chick that made this:"
"Ummm...oh, wait. It was me. Does that count?"

14. Who has the best sidekick in LGS?
"Lemon Ginger Shortbread goes best with Tazo China Green Tips Tea."

15. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think?
"I think it's finished for the season."

16. Do you know who Lookwell! is?
Adam West. (Not really looking well. Look it up. Well?)

17. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with (except Henchmen).

19 Responses to “OOOooo Baby, I'm "IT"!”

Katy said...

Gee thanks for the tag. I will have to wait for some time to answer those questions. Thanks for the comment but I am editing the post (was planning on doing that right away but got side tracked.

Katy said...

*first comment!!!!!*

Lesley said...

Ooohhhhh... a tag, how fun! I will answer these sometime tonight!

And omg, what lovely food porn you have tonight! Not that any of the cakes give me ideas. Seriously. No. Not me.

I am so glad to hear about the future Starbucks in Manitowac. It's like they knew that I'm going to visit! ;)

jin said...

katy:Hey first comment! YAY! I'll check it when you're done...I just wanted everyone to know I made it through the week! (Just barely!) Can't quit so tired...2.5 hours of sleep last night, woken up twice in that timeframe by my Brioche tearing the shit out of one of my herbal magazines!

lesley: Wow! That's fast! It took me over 24 hours to get to it! LOL

YAY on Starbucks! I was in the car with my Dad delivering a wedding cake today when he pointed out the building frame & said, "I think that's the new Starbucks."

I'm thinking...OMG! lesley made it happen!!! ;-)

Lesley said...

Yes, I did will that Starbucks into existance! Such is the power of The Lesley.

I also did my part and filled out this wacky little survey. I wanted to be a good tag-ee!

Thanks for the food porn - how is your weekend of hard work going?

I noticed you don't link to the Vegan Lunch Box any more - are you no longer a fan? I learned about her through you and have become obsessed with that lunch box. Now that it is summer I am actually fearing her son may graduate away to something else for his school lunches next fall. It has almost become an unnatural fixation.

I suppose I could just tell her this myself.

Happy T. Fluke said...

Ha! I missed that episode of the Golden Girls--or maybe my subscription to the Classic Porn Sitcoms of the 80s expired....(How I miss Different Strokes and Eight At Once is Enough!).

Well, I guess you can be part of the Clubhouse, all you have to do now is send us one of those angel food cakes and promise not to be too harsh with that spatula!

Jewels said...

Well then, should I thank you, or Fakiegrind, for this tag..... Could this questionnaire be more obscure???? LMAO!!!! Or, wait, is that the point.... I told you, I'm French, and tho I'm a smart monkee, I'm a slow one... ;)

I'll get on this as quickly as I can. Well, right after I'm done with the last two custom orders I just received this week...
Man, you do beautiful work (Love that square tiered cake- oh, AND the maraschino angel food cake: YUM!!!!)
Get some sleep, and tell Brioche mommy needs some beauty rest, and to go chew on her own toys.... But I feel your pain/fatigue: Our own little Brioche has been waking us up with loud screams in the middle of the night all week... Man, I'm tired!

Glad things turned out ok for you and you got to have your cake and eat it too - while still maintaining a swan-like shape.

Cherry! said...

Thank christ you didn't tag me. No offense but I couldn't even read half of that. 'Twas killing me.

On a lighter note, I've just watched Valentino Rossi kicked some assand now I'm sittng here waiting for Aus to do something remotely similar.

Go you good thing, go!!!!!

Monte said...

You really ought to patent the 'food porn' title. You know. Go global. Figure out how to email food.

I confess, also, that I'm PWORing, (posting without reading)... so... I mean... I'm just gonna read it now. I dunno why I'm posting first. No idea. I'll probably post again after.


jin said...

lesley: Good answers! Nice & non-serious! Gooooo Starbucks!!!

CP: **Weekend of death is now complete. Eveing of blogging commences.** are the only one to notice the link is gone. Honestly, I still like the site & check it on occasion, however I no longer read the comments, or comment myself. Seems to be a tad on the snooty side, i.e. if you weren't there from the start, or if you aren't totally vegan, or if you say 'the wrong thing' (however they decide on 'wrong' comments I've NO IDEA!?) it seems the clique will attempt to rip you a new a-hole. I decided I didn't want to encourage people to visit there for fear of having them make a comment & then get 'yelled at' for it.
However, she did post recently that the site will no longer be what it was, as she's home-schooling next year, so there will be no lunch boxes.
I just think if one doesn't appreciate comments or discussion, one should not allow comments on the blog to begin with, correct?!!?

Mr.Fluke: ROTFLMAO!!!! "Classic Porn Sitcoms of the 80s" That could create an ENTIRE blog with a HUGE fanbase!!!
Hahaha!!! :-D
YAY!!! I can hang out with the guys in the clubhouse?!!? I'm cool enough & I don't have 'girl cooties'? YIPPEE!!!
**jin teleports one super sized cherry angelfood cake to FakiegrindHQ**
Ok, I'll go easy on you with the spatula Happy, but I make NO promises when it comes to Flatlander! (After all, he's my first blogcrush ;-)

jewels: Well, I was a tag virgin before Fakiegrind got it's hands on me! LOL! ;-)
So, I suppose thank us both, er many, um...Fakiegrind is ultra unique...there may be many or one...I'm blogstalking for months now, I'll let ya know when I've got it all figured out! ;-)
Thanklfully, my little Brioche let me sleep 12 whole hours straight today!!! (Um, of course I had to pick up some stuff she left for me! HA!) But, I think I'm almost back to the old jin. Almost.

phos: I am glad you are back in action! I see you've been busy posting...I'll need to catch up!

cherry: I'd only tag you if it had to do with cocks, cherry! C'mon! I think know you by now! LMAO!!! ;-)

monte: Um...because you know my post is ALWAYS good enough to comment after reading! Heeheehee!!!

Funny! Actually I've never even opened the comments on her site. I just like looking at that lunchbox! I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to leave a comment.

flatlander said...


Aw shucks. It's enough to make a guy come out of the Agent Relocation Program!

Don't go falling for that Happy T. Fluke fellow. I suspect he's a bit of a perv.

jin said...

CP: I wish I wouldn't have either, lol. But I just HAVE to sometimes! I need to know WHO comments. lol

flatlander!!! Oh, I hope no one saw you slip out of your bird laden paradise!
How sweet, just for a comment. :-D
Just between you n me...I don't trust that 'Happy' guy...he looks like Randy Quaid in the film "Parents", he ends up being the neighborhood cannibal *GASP* & I always judge people on their looks relating to ficticious film characters.

mizfit said...

Happy T.Fluke tagged me too...i wanted to see how u answered the same questions....hmmm ...interesting :)

Jewels said...

hhhhmmmmm! Meethinks tagging Cherry is in order here....;)

Gnat said...

I have naked picture of Bee Arthur.

I kidd, I kidddddd...ok they are on my wall...

jin said...

mizfit: lol...I know he tagged you too. I kept checking your blog all weekend to see how YOU answered them! :-)

jewels: I Double DARE you!!! ;-)

gnat: *GASP*
You PERV!!!